Hai Koi Jawab
*If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
*Why is it called building when it is already built?
*If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
*Is it possible to be totally partial?
*If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
*If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting?
*If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
*Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
*When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
*If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
*Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
*If lawyers are debarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, dry cleaners depressed?
*Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
*Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
*I thought how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me ...they are ramming for their final exams.
*If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
From :"Anoop Dhamangaonkar" <dcanoop@hotmail.com>
Subject :Fwd: HAI KOI JAWAB ???
Date :Mon, 18 Feb 2002 09:58:03 +0530