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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent
education ruined me.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
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Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
the wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
When two's company,
three's the result !
J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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From: Siddharth Basu <sid_b86@hotmail.com>
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Funny Thoughts!
Date: Wed, 20 Feb 02 19:57:52 IST