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Microsoft........ Slogans



Real Catch Lines

After first seeing Microsoft's slogan for its New Windows XP operating system, "it just works," I couldn't help wondering: what were the slogans for all the previous releases? After thinking about it for a while, they became obvious.



Windows 1.0: Good joke, eh?


Windows 2.0: Still funny, isn't it?


Windows 286: Yeah, we're still kidding.


Windows 386: Going boldly where Desk view has been for years.


Windows 3.0: It's finally worth buying!


Windows 3.1: It's finally worth using!


Windows 95: Going boldly where the Mac has been for years.


Windows 98: More usable! Less stable!


Windows 98SE: More stable! Less usable!


Windows ME: Less usable AND less stable!


NT 1.0: Give me more hardware! NOW!!!


NT 2.0: Damm it, I said MORE HARDWARE!!! NOW!!!!


NT 3.0: Which part of "more hardware" do you not understand?


NT 3.5: With enough hardware, I'd work. Honest.


NT 4.0: Does less than Win98 with twice the hardware at one-half the speed.


Windows 2K: Works almost as well as Windows 98! Honest!


Windows XP: It just works. Get more from the Web.

From :"Anoop Dhamangaonkar" <dcanoop@hotmail.com>
Subject : MS slogans
Date : Tue, 18 Dec 2001 19:15:44 +0530