1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: - In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. - In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.
6. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
7. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
8. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
9. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
10. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
11. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
12. Confucius says: man who sinks into woman's arm soon have arms in woman's sink.
13. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
14. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
15. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
16. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
17. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
18. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
19. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I AM, I
MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
20. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
21. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
From: Sneha Vaidyanathan <dreamersv@rediffmail.com>
Subject: Fwd: Fw: what is marriage ?
Date: Sun, 17 Feb 02 19:55:22 IST